300 blankets-Samples notes and jokes


Samples notes and jokes
Encouragement:
- Just to let you know that you are very special and precious. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
- Each new day the sun rises and shine, it represents a new day full of possibilities so never lose hope. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
- Sending some LOVE and HUGS your way. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
- Rainbows are the results of rain and sunshine, something magnificent is coming after the rain, hold on to hope. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
Jokes:
- A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
- I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
- We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet!
- Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
- Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Hope this made you smile. Have a nice day. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initial)