300 blankets-Samples notes and jokes

Samples notes and jokes

 

Encouragement:

  • Just to let you know that you are very special and precious. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
  • Each new day the sun rises and shine, it represents a new day full of possibilities so never lose hope. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
  • Sending some LOVE and HUGS your way. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)
  • Rainbows are the results of rain and sunshine, something magnificent is coming after the rain, hold on to hope. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initials)

 

Jokes:

  • A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
  • I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
  • We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
  • Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet!
  • Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!

  • Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!

  • Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body going to open the door already?

 

Hope this made you smile. Have a nice day. Someone cares, love (Name/ Initial)